Guess who’s back, back again?

Pua’s back. Tell a friend. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back…. Yes, yes indeed. And boy does it feel good. I just had to take a little hiatus and get my head screwed on and wiggle myself into feeling normal. That hasn’t happened yet, but I haven’t been drinking heavily, so it…

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Hide-and-Seek

I am sitting on the small green couch, cross-legged, with my fingers covering my eyes. I take a deep breath and begin to count… 1… 2… 3…

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Rainbows and Unicorns Farting Butterflies

I love being a mom. I really do. All my life, I wanted to do nothing more than be a mom, a young mom, like my mom. It’s all I ever wanted. When I met Chris, he knew it was important to me. When we got married, we agreed we would wait. And when birth…

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Working Man

You know what sucks? Chris working two jobs. I’m pretty sure we’re both in agreement that it sucks pretty bad for both of us. For him, because most weeks, he is working 7 days a week, and on the weekdays he works 16 hour days. For me, because when we agreed he would get a…

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Reason number 1 I’m not a fan of “the season”

I’ve mentioned before I don’t care too much for the holiday season. It’s just a big mess to me. Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of holidays, but the “holiday season” is just a long, dragged out hooplah to me. Although many people consider it beginning at Halloween, which is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. But…

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Here’s to you man I believe to be living in my attic.

First, I would like to extend an apology to the creepy man I believe to be living in my attic. I blamed you for my missing Reese’s, when in fact, it was in my car. And I’m sure you’ll read this because when you do come out the attic, I’m sure you also use my…

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Happy Mother’s Day.

When I was younger, I always imagined changing the world somehow. I wanted to make people feel okay and smile, I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to save lives, I wanted to be a doctor or nurse. I wanted to make people safer at night, I wanted to be a cop, firefighter, or…

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So here’s my dilemma.

Last week, I discovered I had a flat tire. Apparently, I had ran over a very sharp nail or something that completely deflated it over night. When Chris got home, he put the donut on and promised to patch it later on. Saturday, he got said patch kit but hasn’t gotten around to patching it…

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Warning: This post has a picture that some might find “gross.”

Every child inherits something from their parents. Like, in my family, my sister, oldest brother and myself all inherited my mother’s highly…volatile emotions (don’t any of you deny it). It’s not a bad thing, we are just…more likely to interpret something incorrectly and take offense to it. It happens. My other two brothers received my…

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